"Billy stood there politely giving the marksman another chance."

-So he shot at you and you're giving him another chance . .? Ok. . moving on.

"He had been unpopular because he was stupid  and fat and mean, and smelled like bacon no matter how much he washed."

-That's a rather unfortunate . . sad thing is today's generation is obsessed with bacon. This Ronald Weary kid
would be the hottest kid on the block in today's world.

"It made Weary sick to be ditched. When Weary was ditched, he would find somebody who was even more unpopular than himself, and he would horse around with that person for a while, pretending to be friendly. And then he would find some pretext for beating the shit out of him."

-Woah, woah, woah ! I had a little sympathy for this guy before but he sounds like a straight up douchebag.

"It was a crazy, sexy, murderous relationship Weary entered into with people he eventually beat up."

-I'm too in shock that he had the audacity to say he had a sexy relationship with someone he supposedly "beat the shit" out of.

"Bullet proof bible,"

-Bullet proof . . . what?

"He had a prophylactic kit containing two tough condoms "For the Prevention of Disease Only!"

-Weren't MEN the only one's allowed to fight in the war back then? Why in the blue hell do you have condoms?

"He was a little boy taking a shower with his hairy father ar Ilium Y.M.C.A."

-That was a very disturbing image i wish i could unsee.